i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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