Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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