When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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