I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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