it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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