We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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