fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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