stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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