also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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