i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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