Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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