I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Randomize
