I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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