awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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