doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Randomize
