my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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