When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
