Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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