well most of my day revolves around power hour
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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