So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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