Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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