what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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