Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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