Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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