is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
But we have bathrooms and they dont
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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