yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Randomize
