Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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