Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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