Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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