Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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