Me too!
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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