I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Text me some of your sweat
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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