i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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