Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Just invented taco cereal.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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