You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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