I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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