Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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