Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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