dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
He did a backflip because drugs
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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