ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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