If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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