Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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