i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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