I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
