Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
PANTIES FOUND
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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