i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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