Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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