I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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