im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
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