I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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