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Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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