ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Randomize
