He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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