Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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