It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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