I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Randomize
