Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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