Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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