normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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