she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Just pee around me
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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