well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
nutella sex= disaster
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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